Grand Theft Reindeer

I found this in Reader's Digest December 2008.

Grand Theft Reindeer
(To "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")
God bless you, Uncle Benjamin,
That's what Mom said to say.
She said to write a thank-you note
For giving me that clay.
It's really great, but next time if
You're wond'ring what I play.

O games where I blow bad guys away,
hope that's okay.
O big-boy games where I blow guys away.

Hey, thank you, Grandma Washington,
I sure do like these socks!
They're better than your cookies,
Which Dad says taste like rocks.
I know I am your precious pet,
So why not sell your stocks

And buy me games for my Xbox (also the box)?
Why not buy me games and an Xbox.

Dear Santa Claus, I love you so,
You made my Christmas Day.
I put my bike on eBay
And auctioned it away.
I got that Grand Theft Auto game,
The one set in L.A.,

But my parents refuse to let me play, took it away.
So I made you this cute reindeer out of clay.

Have a very Merry Christmas.